JAIPUR—A fifteen-year-old batsman scored ninety-three runs Thursday, prompting his mother to ask whether the knock counts toward engineering admission or only toward relatives’ WhatsApp praise.

Coaching institutes in Sector 62 launched a crash course for parents on how to say ‘he always had talent’ without mentioning the expensive bat. Commentators agreed the innings was historic until the next over, when everyone discussed property rates again.

The BCCI did not comment but liked a meme about workload management and hydration.