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GURGAON—Political strategists unveiled a five-year plan printed in font size 8, which experts say increases sincerity by twelve percent. Voters demanded manifesto in Excel so they can compare promises with EMI schedule. A rally ended early when free snacks ran…
Read story →JAIPUR—Historians unveiled a royal astronomical instrument so advanced that modern IT departments requested its firmware. Museum visitors asked if it…
MUMBAI—Fashion critics debated whether subtlety is revolution or just what happens when your stylist is also your CA. Relatives on…
GURGAON—Policy advisors encouraged citizens to reduce gold purchases and foreign travel, a move economists called prudent and jewellers called ‘aggressive…
CHANDIGARH—Pothole achieved landmark status after Google Maps asked if it is a swimming pool. Municipal corporation sent notice to pothole…
KOLKATA—Assembly sessions turned theatrical as legislators protested street vendor policy and alleged mistreatment of workers. Vendors outside protested that politicians…
SRINAGAR—Shopkeepers and guides launched a campaign to revive tourism after a difficult year, promising shawls, kahwa, and Wi-Fi that works…
BENGALURU—Tech campus installed meditation pod next to vending machine selling regret and Red Bull. HR announced unlimited leave for burnout,…
CHANDIGARH—Tech campus installed meditation pod next to vending machine selling regret and Red Bull. HR announced unlimited leave for burnout,…
INDORE—Tech campus installed meditation pod next to vending machine selling regret and Red Bull. HR announced unlimited leave for burnout,…
BENGALURU—Creative professional pivoted from music to thought leadership by adding bullet points to lyrics. Investors said drop verse two, scale…
BENGALURU—Creative professional pivoted from music to thought leadership by adding bullet points to lyrics. Investors said drop verse two, scale…
NOIDA—A manager posted he is thrilled to announce he is thrilled, triggering engagement from former colleagues who are also thrilled…
CHANDIGARH—Airline apologized for delay by offering coupon valid only on flight that already left. Passengers called it loop economy.
CHENNAI—A public interest plea challenged moving temple donations into state-linked finance vehicles, arguing devotion should not meet NBFC brochure. Trustees…
PATNA—Officials approved a subsidy for a direct air link between a sacred city and Bangkok, merging spirituality with duty-free. Pilgrims…
AIZAWL—Scientists named a newly discovered worm-eating snake after a local herpetologist, honoring years of fieldwork and zero glamour. Schoolchildren cheered;…
FIROZABAD—Bangle and glass workers said overseas conflict hurt orders, which hurts dinner, which hurts opinion at family table. Traders asked…
KOCHI—Ecologists warned that dragonflies are in distress, which is bad for wetlands and excellent for uncles who already distrust anything…
JAIPUR—A fifteen-year-old batsman scored ninety-three runs Thursday, prompting his mother to ask whether the knock counts toward engineering admission or…
MUMBAI—Neurologists confirmed Sunil P. cannot retain information about inflation unless a commentator mentions yorker length.
CHANDIGARH—Scientists distanced themselves from study that was actually a JPEG of a JPEG. WhatsApp compression made it peer-reviewed, according to…
BENGALURU—Scientists distanced themselves from study that was actually a JPEG of a JPEG. WhatsApp compression made it peer-reviewed, according to…
GURGAON—A viral message claimed drinking jeera water cures everything except daughter wanting to do design. Doctors called it unverified; uncles…
GURGAON—Political strategists unveiled a five-year plan printed in font size 8, which experts say increases sincerity by twelve percent. Voters…
BENGALURU—A new policy was announced to fix inflation by asking citizens to feel humbled on LinkedIn. Economists on WhatsApp forwarded…
NEW DELHI—Opposition leaders criticized overseas photo ops during domestic price debates, calling it sweet diplomacy with bitter aftertaste. Government said…
