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GURGAON—Political strategists unveiled a five-year plan printed in font size 8, which experts say increases sincerity by twelve percent. Voters demanded manifesto in Excel so they can compare…
BENGALURU—A new policy was announced to fix inflation by asking citizens to feel humbled on LinkedIn. Economists on WhatsApp forwarded an alternative plan involving warm water at 4am.…
NEW DELHI—Opposition leaders criticized overseas photo ops during domestic price debates, calling it sweet diplomacy with bitter aftertaste. Government said engagement is investment; meme makers said candy is…
NEW DELHI—A shocking video showed a close-range shot missing its target, prompting debates on security, fate, and whether karma runs on government server. Politician thanked supporters; supporters thanked…
CHENNAI—Tamil Nadu politics reportedly entered sequel mode after a superstar debut that included mass rallies and minimalist policy PDFs. Traditional parties said they respect cinema; cinema said it…
KOLKATA—A major electoral win in the east was celebrated with sweets, slogans, and one minister accidentally thanking Mumbai weather. Strategists called it historic realignment; taxi drivers called it…
KOLKATA—A veteran leader described as fierce prepared for battle with rallies, alliances, and a spreadsheet color-coded by betrayal. Consultants recommended more smiling in sunlight at 47-degree angle. Rivals…
NEW DELHI—Officials marked a year of ceasefire with a minute of silence and four hours of television panels. Border communities said peace is welcome; cable news said peace…
CHENNAI—A cinema icon reportedly became a political force after three reels, two fan clubs, and one uncle who declared he always knew this was coming since 2012. Opponents…
PATNA—Political scientists confirmed that voters still love welfare on paper but prefer it served hot next to a stage and a celebrity wave. One analyst said the problem…
