Airline Crisis Managed By Adding Third Queue Named Please Have Patience
CHANDIGARH—Airline apologized for delay by offering coupon valid only on flight that already left. Passengers called it loop economy.
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CHANDIGARH—Airline apologized for delay by offering coupon valid only on flight that already left. Passengers called it loop economy.
CHENNAI—A public interest plea challenged moving temple donations into state-linked finance vehicles, arguing devotion should not meet NBFC brochure. Trustees said returns will fund restoration; devotees said returns…
PATNA—Officials approved a subsidy for a direct air link between a sacred city and Bangkok, merging spirituality with duty-free. Pilgrims asked if baggage allowance includes blessings; airline said…
AHMEDABAD—Passengers awaiting clarity on aviation safety were instead offered a customer-care loop that experts classify as advanced yoga for patience. Airport screens displayed on-time departures for aircraft currently…
NOIDA—Bureaucrats welcomed Thailand’s visa changes by announcing that Indian applicants must now also submit a childhood photograph in which they look both innocent and employable, officials said Wednesday.…
NEW DELHI—Applicants for passport renewal were surprised to learn they must produce a friend who knew them before Class 6 and is willing to sit in the waiting…