NEW DELHI—A question from overseas entered the Indian internet Tuesday and was immediately classified as a national security event by three uncles who have never been to Norway but have strong opinions about sweaters.

Within hours, fourteen WhatsApp groups appointed themselves joint secretaries of context. One admin forwarded a 2014 article about Scandinavia with the caption ‘READ BEFORE REACTING.’ A spokesperson for the cockroach community said they have survived worse discourse and will continue doing so under the stove.

Political analysts confirmed the controversy will end when someone shares a motivational quote and a photo of sunrise from Noida Expressway.