India’s Finest Satire Source — Still Here After Everything
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JAIPUR—Historians unveiled a royal astronomical instrument so advanced that modern IT departments requested its firmware. Museum visitors asked if it runs Excel; guide said it runs destiny with…
MUMBAI—Fashion critics debated whether subtlety is revolution or just what happens when your stylist is also your CA. Relatives on WhatsApp asked why she did not wear more…
GURGAON—Policy advisors encouraged citizens to reduce gold purchases and foreign travel, a move economists called prudent and jewellers called ‘aggressive marketing opportunity.’ The Sharma household updated their annual…
GURGAON—The Sharma household inserted a column between Home Loan EMI and Mother-in-law medicine labeled Europe tentative, classified by economists as emotional hedging.
NOIDA—Biologists and economists jointly announced Tuesday that the common cockroach has achieved a more sustainable valuation than 94% of Series A startups in Sector 62, including a cloud…
