India’s Finest Satire Source — Still Here After Everything
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41 stories filed from this desk
NEW DELHI—A question from overseas entered the Indian internet Tuesday and was immediately classified as a national security event by three uncles who have never been to Norway…
NEW DELHI—Campaign advisors unveiled a plan to ease congestion by mandating five-day office attendance, polling well among landlords and poorly among Yellow Line commuters.
GURGAON—The Sharma household inserted a column between Home Loan EMI and Mother-in-law medicine labeled Europe tentative, classified by economists as emotional hedging.
Fwd: A groundbreaking message claims drinking warm water at 4am prevents all diseases except wanting to do animation instead of engineering.
MUMBAI—Neurologists confirmed Sunil P. cannot retain information about inflation unless a commentator mentions yorker length.
INDORE—Following a three-day visit to Cyber Hub, retired engineer Ramesh T. told relatives that Delhi traffic is manageable, provided you never leave the parking basement.
NEW DELHI—Applicants for passport renewal were surprised to learn they must produce a friend who knew them before Class 6 and is willing to sit in the waiting…
LINKEDIN—Professional network analysts confirmed Thursday that regional sales manager Deepak R. has posted the word humbled more frequently than GDP growth, usually while announcing he watched a webinar.
BENGALURU—In a bold strategic repositioning, startup founder Arjun K. announced he has sunset his blockchain portfolio to focus full-time on Slack wars about Cauvery water supply in his…
NOIDA—After spending eleven months trying to get a pothole fixed, local resident Vikram Mehta reportedly learned Monday that his Resident Welfare Association possesses legal authority exceeding that of…
