India’s Finest Satire Source — Still Here After Everything
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41 stories filed from this desk
PATNA—Political scientists confirmed that voters still love welfare on paper but prefer it served hot next to a stage and a celebrity wave. One analyst said the problem…
AHMEDABAD—Passengers awaiting clarity on aviation safety were instead offered a customer-care loop that experts classify as advanced yoga for patience. Airport screens displayed on-time departures for aircraft currently…
GURGAON—Policy advisors encouraged citizens to reduce gold purchases and foreign travel, a move economists called prudent and jewellers called ‘aggressive marketing opportunity.’ The Sharma household updated their annual…
MUMBAI—An artist described as a misfit became a sensation after investors suggested he monetize authenticity in three subscription tiers. Music critics praised the flow; HR professionals praised the…
GOA—Hospitality owners reported fewer foreign visitors after guests visited the National Capital Region and realized inner peace is cheaper when you stop comparing shacks to Gurgaon toll plazas.…
INDORE—Residents followed international news primarily through a WhatsApp forward that compared geopolitics to a Test match where nobody agreed on the DRS of diplomacy. A retired engineer said…
BENGALURU—A popular comedian fell for a scam SMS claiming a package contained contraband, proving that even professionals who roast society can be roasted by autofill. Cyber police advised…
MUMBAI—A business figure reportedly felt humbled, grateful, and blessed after legal developments, according to a post drafted in the same minute the notification arrived. Market analysts said the…
JAIPUR—A fifteen-year-old batsman scored ninety-three runs Thursday, prompting his mother to ask whether the knock counts toward engineering admission or only toward relatives’ WhatsApp praise. Coaching institutes in…
NOIDA—Bureaucrats welcomed Thailand’s visa changes by announcing that Indian applicants must now also submit a childhood photograph in which they look both innocent and employable, officials said Wednesday.…
