GOA—Hospitality owners reported fewer foreign visitors after guests visited the National Capital Region and realized inner peace is cheaper when you stop comparing shacks to Gurgaon toll plazas.

One tourist said the sunset was beautiful but the Wi-Fi was philosophical. Local vendors offered discount on sunglasses that hide both UV rays and existential awareness.

RWA in a nearby society passed a resolution that tourism is welcome provided parking stickers are color-coded.